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The Worst Song in the World
11-04-2004, 11:44 AM
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The Worst Song in the World
What is the worst song you guys have ever heard?

I had the misfortune of experiencing "Fit But You Know It" by The Streets earlier this week, and nominate it.

However, I'm sure there are [slightly] worse songs out there, so speak up. I'll be putting in my earplugs.
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11-04-2004, 11:47 AM
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that david hasselhoff (sp?) song with all the oogas...i cant stop this feeeeeling, deep inside of me...god is that an auditory disaster or what
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11-04-2004, 12:02 PM
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Grand Funk Railroad, "I'm Your Captain/Closer to Home"

Because the 1574523 minutes of "I'm getting closer to my hooome!" annoyed the shit out of me when I was a kid, and I still would rather shoot myself in the eye than try and hear that song all the way through.
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11-04-2004, 12:05 PM
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Recently? Well...

"Rollin'" by Limp Bizkit
"The Angry American" by Toby Keith
"Superman" by Five For Fighting
"American Life" by Madonna

Those are the easy ones. I think these were all on VH1's list. They missed a few times, but they hit these ones. Completely unenjoyable. I'll try to go a bit deeper later.
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11-04-2004, 12:32 PM
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Any 'songs' by Justin Timberlake.
is it 'carwash' or something, by i think Aguillara...and that other person...sorry im not such a fan as to know the names of these music tyrants.
They make me want to shove a kebab skewer into my cochlea.
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11-04-2004, 01:04 PM
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Lucy Wrote:that david hasselhoff (sp?) song with all the oogas...i cant stop this feeeeeling, deep inside of me...god is that an auditory disaster or what

"hooked on a feeling"

Originally done by BJ Thomas...
without the "ooga-chaggas"...

my vote?

There was a song about lumberjacks, that had chainsaws in the background that were played like a guitar solo....
By a band called Jackyl...
Hands down, can't be beat, what's worse, I'll bet they knew it too...

But I also agree with Dchris...
but it's the off-key "I'm your Cap-tin, yeah, yeah yeah"
that can make you bonkers...
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11-04-2004, 02:10 PM
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There isn't just one worst song in the world... Metallica just has too many CD's for that to be the case.
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11-04-2004, 02:21 PM
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I'm torn by this topic, now that I've had time to think...
I mean, what if you've got awsome lyrics, but a voice that'd grate parmesean????

Then I'd hafta nominate Neil Young...
Or, (Sorry DChris) "Auntie Grizelda", sung by Peter Tork of the Monkees...

'Cause I get...Oh,
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11-04-2004, 05:21 PM
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Carlotta Valdes Wrote:I mean, what if you've got awsome lyrics, but a voice that'd grate parmesean????

Poets do not musicians make.
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11-05-2004, 05:43 AM
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I kinda like that streets song. I don't think it's that bad. There is this band, Papa Roach, that makes a living out of horrible songs.

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11-05-2004, 07:18 AM
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Nah, see...Papa Roach makes a living by taking someone else's music, adding their own crappy music, and sticking it in the microwave to melt it all together into this fine mixture of crap and serve it to the public.

But they're still better than Nickelback.

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11-05-2004, 07:57 AM
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Thaske Wrote:Papa Roach ...But they're still better than Nickelback.

That's debateable. If I had to die via bad pop music, I'd take Nickelback over Papa Roach any day. "I like your pants around your knees" is alot better than "suffocation, no breathing"
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11-05-2004, 08:01 AM
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Anonymous Wrote:
Thaske Wrote:Papa Roach ...But they're still better than Nickelback.

That's debateable. If I had to die via bad pop music, I'd take Nickelback over Papa Roach any day. "I like your pants around your knees" is alot better than "suffocation, no breathing"

That was me, sorry.

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11-05-2004, 10:38 AM
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Would you like it fixed? Things can be arranged... :twisted:
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11-05-2004, 10:51 AM
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Mire Il'ra Wrote:Poets do not musicians make.

John Lennon was a poet,
Jewell's a poetess, (Wasn't my department)
I'd like to Believe Sean is too...
So, I can't agree with you there...

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