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dumb jokes you made!
03-21-2008, 06:09 PM
Post: #46
 
Do to the mind-numbing boredom at my previous job, a co-worker and I would email bad duck jokes back and forth. The rules were that the joke had to involve a duck and it had to be bad. Here's one of mine:

A man walks into a bar with a duck under each arm and a goose on his head. He goes up to the bartender and says, "Wanna play?"
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03-22-2008, 07:40 AM
Post: #47
 
I call fowl on that one.

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03-22-2008, 12:16 PM
Post: #48
 
The greatest thing about having kids under 10, is that every joke ends with "poopie"...

A man walks into a bar with a duck under each arm and a goose on his head.
He let them go and they went poopie all over the place!!!

Q: What do you call a vegetable with diarrhea?

A: poopcorn!!!

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03-23-2008, 03:44 AM
Post: #49
 
Why can't Helen Keller drive?

CAUSE POOPIE etc.
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03-23-2008, 02:28 PM
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johnnyfootballhero Wrote:You gave up penguins for Lent! Congratulations!
Thanks, I figured it was the least I could do.
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03-23-2008, 04:32 PM
Post: #51
 
What's the best kind of pie?

POOPIE!

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03-24-2008, 11:19 AM
Post: #52
 
I know some specialist websites that would agree with you
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03-24-2008, 01:43 PM
Post: #53
 
My Chemical LOLmance

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03-24-2008, 05:22 PM
Post: #54
 
How many Ben Gibbard's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One.
He just holds it up, and the world revolves around him...

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03-24-2008, 07:48 PM
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Lolerskates..

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03-25-2008, 02:38 AM
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Inter Alia Wrote:How many Ben Gibbard's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One.
He just holds it up, and the world revolves around him...

Ben Gibbard has never struck me as a crazy egotistical dude? Stuart Murdoch, maybe. I love him dearly and all but he sure does go in for self mythologising.

I guess maybe you're allowed to if you write If You're Feeling Sinister.
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05-31-2008, 01:28 PM
Post: #57
 
Why are golf balls small and white?

Because if they were big and grey they would be elephants.

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05-31-2008, 03:28 PM
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Howe Caverns?
Erosion!!!

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06-01-2008, 08:28 AM
Post: #59
 
How do you know if there are two elephants in your refrigerator?

You can hear giggling when the light goes out.



How do you know if there are three elephants in your refrigerator?

You can't close the door.

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06-01-2008, 02:44 PM
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What do you do when an elephant comes through your window?

Swim for the door.

:?

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