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03-23-2005, 09:10 AM
Post: #16
 
Q. How many presidents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A. Just one, but before screwing it in, he's going to declare war on it, invade with thousands of troops, and then discover that it was a light bulb all along; at this point it will be anyone's guess how long it takes him to actually fix the unscrewed light bulb.

HA! I ruined my joke with tons of exposition!

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03-23-2005, 09:40 AM
Post: #17
 
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his belt.
The bartender says: "Hey, you know you have a steering wheel on your belt"
The pirate answers: "Aye, It's drivin' me nuts!"

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03-23-2005, 01:51 PM
Post: #18
 
what did the "dumb" president say to the world?

"When i say jump, you jump."

Follow up:

What does the world do?

Jump.


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03-23-2005, 04:48 PM
Post: #19
 
LoveSickJerk Wrote:A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his belt.
The bartender says: "Hey, you know you have a steering wheel on your belt"
The pirate answers: "Aye, It's drivin' me nuts!"

Never, ever, ever, let me see you post that in a dumb jokes thread again.
Because, quite frankly, it's very clever and quite hilarious.

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03-24-2005, 06:26 AM
Post: #20
 
captainbanjo Wrote:
LoveSickJerk Wrote:A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his belt.
The bartender says: "Hey, you know you have a steering wheel on your belt"
The pirate answers: "Aye, It's drivin' me nuts!"

Never, ever, ever, let me see you post that in a dumb jokes thread again.
Because, quite frankly, it's very clever and quite hilarious.

Sorry. But you're completely correct.
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Two tv antenna's got married.
It was a nice wedding, but a great reception!

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03-24-2005, 08:06 PM
Post: #21
 
That's more like it. I really like that pirate joke.

Anyway... Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other,"Does this taste funny to you?"
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03-24-2005, 08:11 PM
Post: #22
 
A man walks into a bar and says "ow."

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03-24-2005, 08:14 PM
Post: #23
 
did you hear the one about the shepherd who drove his sheep into town and got a ticket for making a ewe turn?...
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03-24-2005, 08:18 PM
Post: #24
 
Lucy Wrote:did you hear the one about the shepherd who drove his sheep into town and got a ticket for making a ewe turn?...
I groaned inside and laughed a little simultaneously. Those are the best.
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03-24-2005, 08:40 PM
Post: #25
 
Two muffins are baking in an oven.
One turns to another and says,
"Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"
The second replies,
"HOLY SHIT, A talking muffin!"

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03-25-2005, 03:06 AM
Post: #26
 
A termite walks into a bar and says, "Where's the bar tender?"
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03-25-2005, 03:23 AM
Post: #27
 
A horse walks into a bar.

The barman turns to him and says "Why the long face?"

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03-25-2005, 05:04 AM
Post: #28
 
The funniest hydrocarbon:

Methane

It's a gas...
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03-25-2005, 05:16 AM
Post: #29
 
captainbanjo Wrote:A horse walks into a bar.

The barman turns to him and says "Why the long face?"
That one works better with John Kerry.
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03-25-2005, 03:38 PM
Post: #30
 
Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

A: Finding half of a worm.
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