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dumb jokes you made!
03-21-2005, 09:29 AM
Post: #1
dumb jokes you made!
i hope people think of bad jokes sometimes. if you do, please post them here. if you don't, please think of some and them post them here.

here is one i thought of this morning:

what do you call an ambient beatles cover band?

"the beatless"!

get it?!?
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03-21-2005, 10:21 AM
Post: #2
 
Pun-tastic!

Here's one I came up with as a young lad:

Q: What does a farmer use to count his cattle?
A: A COW-culator!

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03-21-2005, 11:31 AM
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I've always been partial to...

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground beef

and this one that my high school math teacher told way too many times...

A skeleton walked into a bar. He ordered a beer and a mop.
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03-21-2005, 11:48 AM
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i didnt come up with these:

a red house is made of red bricks. a blue house is made of blue bricks. whats a greenhouse made out of?

-GLASs!

what do you call a shape with a hundred sides?
-A circle!

i cant believe that these used to make me crack up...
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03-21-2005, 12:05 PM
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Two electrons ran into each other...
the first said, "I think I lost an electron"
the second, "are you sure?"
the first, "I'm positive."

ha haaa.. weeeeee... Smile

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03-21-2005, 12:27 PM
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They just keep getting worse...

Q: When do emo kids go to the club?
A: Sadder-day!
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03-21-2005, 01:21 PM
Post: #7
 
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Go fuck yourself.

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03-21-2005, 02:51 PM
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My favorite knock knock jokes were boo and interrupting cow.
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03-21-2005, 03:12 PM
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"you know you're at an emo show when there's a 210 lb. kid and a 110 lb. kid wearing the same size t-shirt."

SO TRUE

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Sean

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03-21-2005, 05:22 PM
Post: #10
 
Q: Why is it so easy to make plans with a gymnast?
A: Because their schedules are so flexible.

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03-21-2005, 10:23 PM
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3 surgeons are performing surgery there for some reason bring up there great resume and the first one says "im such a great surgeon that i had a man who broke his legs but im so great i put them back on a now hes a famous track star" the 2nd says "im so great i had a man broke his fingers off i pput them back on and hes now a fanous piano player" the 3rd surgeon says "im so good that i was at a rodeo accident and i took a horses ass and a cowboy hat and now hes the president!"

notice i didnt say president of what

oh i say dear me im witty (rich fat man laugh)

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03-21-2005, 11:34 PM
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Q: How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?
A: They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"

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03-22-2005, 06:39 AM
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LoserWire Wrote:notice i didnt say president of what
Something's got to break you down.
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03-22-2005, 01:49 PM
Post: #14
 
dchris Wrote:
LoserWire Wrote:notice i didnt say president of what
Something's got to break you down.

Hahahahaha

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To bless this fleeting moment
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03-22-2005, 04:00 PM
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haha...ha...everyone hates me...

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