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New-Age Christian Conspiracy-Prophecy in Flagpole Sitta
07-02-2009, 01:25 PM
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New-Age Christian Conspiracy-Prophecy in Flagpole Sitta
This is UNQUESTIONABLY the most amazing thing anybody has ever written about Harvey Danger.

http://www.lookupfellowship.com/2009/06/...crash.html

Read (or at least skim) all the way through. This. Is. Glorious.
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07-02-2009, 02:24 PM
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That is absolutely crazy. And I can't figure out what Flagpole's whole part in that crap is. He seemed to make no real connection to it. Not that I'm expecting all of it to make sense...
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07-02-2009, 02:39 PM
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Best bit: The comments.
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07-02-2009, 05:38 PM
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Not only is Hare Krishna the one true path, but also Buckcherry had a hit song called "Lit Up"! Isn't that so amazing?

We can talk about it later
But there's no later
Is there?
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07-02-2009, 05:54 PM
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***Retracted statement about how FS is about TLW, pre-TLW***

I'm old now, and running out of funny...

Ben Stein Wrote:Flagpole Sitta, is a song about Eugenics.
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07-02-2009, 05:57 PM
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A Christian occultist, without any irony, Wrote:In occult Numerology, you drop all zeros, and its a "bonus" to combine past, present, future events so there is your 5-5-5 "Highest Death" as seen above in the list provided.

I mean, the most recent Scientific American went into detail about people's evolutionary bias towards seeing false positives (better to think there's a predator and run when you hear the wind than to think it's just the wind), but this is seriously suggesting that I pick events from across time and drop the zeros and combine them and SHAZAM, patterns?

Also I actually LOLed when, reading the article, it just comes to the picture of Merrymakers'. :lol:

And Scottique, if they respond to your comment, you'll have to post it here! Big Grin

CAUTION: Over the weekend, a short psychic escaped from police custody.
He is to be considered a small medium at large.
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07-02-2009, 08:06 PM
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Sean's notes in the 10th Anniversary Public Spectacle booklet Wrote:There are seven unpublished verses to this song, most in the spirit (if not the league) of Cole Porter's "dirty" verses to "You're the Top."
These verses are, naturally, the shrouded apocrypha of the crazytarts prophecy world. After all, if you take the number of unpublished verses, and subtract the number of times "paranoia" is said in the song....!
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07-02-2009, 10:24 PM
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Shh! You'll give away the last song ever!
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07-03-2009, 11:25 AM
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Reason #8,932 why Buffalo sucks.
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07-05-2009, 09:44 AM
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the end is nigh!

"She drove it like she stole it. She stole it fast, and with a multitude of casualties."
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07-05-2009, 02:07 PM
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It's too bad this guy never heard "Plague of Locusts"

Pray to the God that you don't quite believe in
To bless this fleeting moment
Yeah, YEAH, YEAH!
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07-05-2009, 03:01 PM
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I think by "too bad," you mean "really lucky."

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07-25-2009, 11:43 AM
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Oh lordy. So this is ...definitely not safe for delicate sensibilities and some workplaces. A blogger has taken the moniker "Harvey Danger" and created ...this.

http://worshipanniedevilish.blogspot.com/

Am I learning that Google Alerts expands my horizons in directions I never saw coming.
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07-25-2009, 12:18 PM
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Ow. Why did I continue scrolling when my eyes were already bleeding?
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07-25-2009, 01:07 PM
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Alright, fess up. Which one of you is this.
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