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07-05-2007, 03:36 PM
Post: #46
 
Poison Tongue Wrote:I'm in, and I'm almost 42...
We'll let Jeff Lin hold the pot, he seems trustworthy...

Word on the street is that guy sucks at Duke Nukem. How can we trust him with our blood money?

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07-05-2007, 03:42 PM
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BURN!!!
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07-05-2007, 04:23 PM
Post: #48
 
johnnyfootballhero Wrote:I didn't want to upset anyone, but I've got this real bad hangnail.
I'm missing three fingernails. Your issues are lesser because of mine. Begone from this thread!

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07-05-2007, 06:30 PM
Post: #49
 
Ha! I wish I could even REMEMBER a time when I had fingernails. I have to scratch myself on the neighbor's tree.


Well, I don't have to...

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07-05-2007, 06:32 PM
Post: #50
 
You have neighbors and trees in Texas???
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07-06-2007, 08:34 AM
Post: #51
 
:oops:
I withdraw my statement.

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07-22-2007, 03:47 PM
Post: #52
 
Borderline anemia and I had a bad accident when I was younger that included (slight) damage to my lower intestines, so... Picture it. DO IT!!!

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07-23-2007, 08:15 AM
Post: #53
 
I've had a stomach ache for almost a week now...
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07-23-2007, 01:09 PM
Post: #54
 
I haven't been on the board for a while, but this seemed like the right spot to return for some reason....

So, when I was 18, they told me I was having an episode of massive depression, which looking back on it probably actually began when I was 12. Because I was messed up in the head for so long during my formative years, and by living through what I will only describe as a Really Seriously Bad relationship, it exacerbated some of my issues giving me a much larger list of symptoms, some of which I have since found out are genetic. They put me on drugs that didn't work and made me talk to people I didn't trust, and I almost had to leave college. But I rebelled against the clockwork orange system and made it through, only to develop a whole new slew of symptoms that I imagine I have now because I'm older and my life is different, and this is how the things that are wrong with me "present" themselves. But I'm remarkably high functioning.

Also, I've been in a car accident and a motorcycle accident (trust me, always wear a helmet), I have tendonitis in many of the joints in my body that comes and goes at any particular time, and I'm terrified of needles.
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08-04-2007, 03:49 PM
Post: #55
 
My girlfriend broke up with me because I'm "too intense" the day before I left the country for two weeks.


YEAH NOW I GOT SOMETHING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT.



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08-04-2007, 11:46 PM
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Update: after a CAT SCAN, bloodests, and sonogram, I've got renal cysts, a possible Gallstone that got left in me after I had it removed, and a fatty enlarged Liver...

Once again, things haven't looked up since the Reunion show....

'Cause I get...Oh,
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08-07-2007, 06:17 AM
Post: #57
 
Agent Zero Wrote:the day before I left the country for two weeks.

Where'd you go?

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08-07-2007, 10:33 AM
Post: #58
 
Northern Ireland.

So, uh, I either did or didn't leave the country depending on your political views I guess? I did leave the landmass though.
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08-07-2007, 10:52 AM
Post: #59
 
Frequent caps lock-ing is pretty damn intense.

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08-07-2007, 03:29 PM
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I drink too much. Repeatedly.

No. Wait. I drink too much when I should be able to work out that being drunk won't be clever, repeatedly.

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