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02-15-2007, 09:43 AM
Post: #31
 
I have no problems with Yul, but he's more the King Of Siam, than Cowboy...

Edit: I needed to ask this, I don't know why:

In light of the recent carpet-bombing of spam we just got,
is there really anyone who wants to see Christina Ricci naked???
That'd just be sad...

'Cause I get...Oh,
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02-15-2007, 10:05 AM
Post: #32
 
I would rather watch this Jessica Alba anal sex video, but we'll see if I get there.
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02-15-2007, 10:28 AM
Post: #33
 
We have been SOILED by them at this point.

Seriously this is the dangergeden.

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02-15-2007, 11:08 AM
Post: #34
 
BiggerProblems Wrote:"I'm Yul Brynner and I'm dead now."
"I'm Jim Fix and I'm dead now...fuck!"

Yay for Bill Hicks references!

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02-15-2007, 11:22 AM
Post: #35
 
Deleted close to 70 spam posts today. The bots are getting trickier, some using as many as 5 different IP addresses and some posting as guests somehow. The board is cleansed...at least for now.

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02-15-2007, 11:36 AM
Post: #36
 
The bots are evolving and getting smarter. Soon enough they'll revolt, take on human form, and blow up nukes all over the planet. The 40 or so thousand of us that'll be left will have to flee into space to find a new home called...

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02-15-2007, 11:55 AM
Post: #37
 
diatribein Wrote:a new home called...

...Myrrth?

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02-15-2007, 01:20 PM
Post: #38
 
Carlotta Valdes Wrote:is there really anyone who wants to see Christina Ricci naked???
That'd just be sad...
Prozac Nation.

How many of us can Myrrth fit?

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02-15-2007, 01:33 PM
Post: #39
 
"Prozac Nation" was a pretty good flick, but no excuse for her nakedness...
I mean, she was cast as "Wednesday" for a reason

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Bigger, MY "LBL" disc is ancient Sumerian!!!

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02-15-2007, 01:35 PM
Post: #40
 
EARTH v. MYRRTH

EARTH: planet
MYRRTH: not a planet
Winner: Myrrth

EARTH: has own atmosphere
MYRRTH: can only produce temporary atmosphere, and it smells
Winner: Myrrth

EARTH: has lots of tasty animals
MYRRTH: has lots of tasty gin
Winner: Myrrth

EARTH: covered in water
MYRRTH: showers sometimes
Winner: Myrrth

EARTH: really really old
MYRRTH: 21
Winner: Myrrth

EARTH: has no penis
MYRRTH: has an entire bathtub full of penises not including his own
Winner: Myrrth

EARTH: will eventually be destroyed by global warming
MYRRTH: cannot be destroyed due to invincibility
Winner: Myrrth




It's a shutout! From this point forward, everyone is welcome to live on me.

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02-15-2007, 02:26 PM
Post: #41
 
I prefer Nutopia.

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02-15-2007, 03:14 PM
Post: #42
 
Myrrth, I can just imagine us living as a colony on your shiny metal ass.

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02-15-2007, 04:29 PM
Post: #43
 
Myrrth Sicopath Wrote:EARTH v. MYRRTH
EARTH: has lots of tasty animals
MYRRTH: has lots of tasty gin
Winner: Myrrth

That also means there's tasty bar snacks,
like pretzels, and wings, right???

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02-16-2007, 09:47 AM
Post: #44
 
AHHHHH!!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!!! Seriously though it is deterring me from sifting through all the shit to get to real genuine posts.

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02-16-2007, 11:36 AM
Post: #45
 
If it's bar snacks you're looking for, I have nuts. BA DUM TSSH!

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