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11-16-2006, 02:34 AM
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Shakira spam
Could we please program "Shakira" to be something else? Maybe Margaret Thatcher? It is not as if a lot of legitimate contributors here are contributing about Shakira.
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11-16-2006, 05:32 AM
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I am wholeheartedly behind the switch to Margaret Thatcher. That or Madeleine Albright.
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11-16-2006, 05:47 AM
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Since we're going the way of female political figures...Imelda Marcos? Queen Elizabeth?
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11-16-2006, 10:18 AM
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How about we change "Shakira is having sex" to "Shakira eats an entire ratchet set"?

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11-16-2006, 10:32 AM
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"My 13-year-old son is travelling here by foot, with his two wives and his three childrens. If he survives the journey I have promised him that he can make penetration with Colombian prostitute Shakira."

"There is one singer called Shakira... sorry I laugh because in Kazakhstan this word means vagina. For example, 'Can I touch your shakira?' or 'I have seen your wife's shakira, it hangs like the mouth of a tired dog."



-Borat on Shakira
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11-16-2006, 01:05 PM
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Myrrth Sicopath Wrote:How about we change "Shakira is having sex" to "Shakira eats an entire ratchet set"?

No, because I might actually click on that. Oral Fixation, indeed.
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11-16-2006, 02:17 PM
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Seriously, if you even mention "shakira" your posts should be deleted and you should be banned.
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11-16-2006, 04:11 PM
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Shakira's hot.

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11-16-2006, 08:35 PM
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BiggerProblems indeed.
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11-16-2006, 08:49 PM
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How 'bout we change "Shakira" to "BiggerProblems and Shakira"...?
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11-17-2006, 09:58 AM
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Who is Shakira anyway? Why should I care?

Visit me or don't.
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11-17-2006, 10:22 AM
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She is an abomination unto the Lord.
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11-17-2006, 11:28 AM
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Joseph Wrote:Who is Shakira anyway? Why should I care?

Well, you shouldn't care, so I'm not sure if I should tell you who she is. I'll just say that she's a latin pop singer. That's pretty much all you need to know.

That, and she's sexually active, apparently.
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11-17-2006, 05:12 PM
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All I know is, you need a strobe light to time her gyrations...

'Cause I get...Oh,
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11-21-2006, 09:23 AM
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Myrrth Sicopath Wrote:Margaret Thatcher eats an entire ratchet set

A fair compromise.

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