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lament of the dancing banana
11-15-2006, 11:48 AM
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lament of the dancing banana
It's been too long since I did this....years, probably. But maybe it's time. I know there's no way I can do it alone, so what I need from you all is superlative options. The dictator in me will ultimately decide which ones get used, but I'm going to leave this thread up for a while, in the hopes that it will follow the Six Page Stories thread and get better as we go along.

It's safe to say there will be the standard ones (Funniest, Best Screen Name, Avatar, etc.) as well as some wacky ones (Best Use of the Word "Shoes", maybe?). My challenge to you is to keep these type of suggestions low, and aim for somewhere in the middle. Nothing too tired, but nothing too consciously absurd. Make sense?

LET'S DO THIS THING.
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11-15-2006, 12:37 PM
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The last few years I've done this in May (originally I started it over for the reunion show). I didn't have time this year.

My suggestions:
Best Grammar
Best Grammer
Best "What the fuck" post
Best bot post

I ain't afraid of no rolly-coaster.
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11-15-2006, 01:58 PM
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Best six words.
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11-15-2006, 04:20 PM
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Post most likely to be quoted by an emo kid.
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11-15-2006, 05:31 PM
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Best use of the word "Fuck"...
Best HDanger T-Shirt idea...
Best band member post...
And of course, the Saint Leonard Humanitarian Award...

'Cause I get...Oh,
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11-15-2006, 06:13 PM
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Best totally unintentional innuendo.

Best B-side title without a song to go with it.
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11-15-2006, 06:19 PM
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best comeback
most weird
most likely to have sean in their basement
most obsessive fan
which board member will save the world.


of course, i am gonna kick yo ass if i aint no good most weird.
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11-15-2006, 08:36 PM
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julie Wrote:which board member will save the world

My vote's for Remarkable...

Also, "Best Action Figure"-Bi-Polar Girl

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11-15-2006, 08:48 PM
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I can think of several people who seem to have be working furiously at getting their hands on the Biggest Prick Who Is Not BladeRunner banana.

Also: Biggest Display of Dorkiness? Biggest Dork? Sometimes we get nerdy. I think this deserves acknowledgement.
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11-15-2006, 09:51 PM
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julie Wrote:most likely to have sean in their basement
That's actually not something to reward.
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11-16-2006, 04:03 AM
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its an inside joke with the old fogies on the old board. during hiatus. ask rich,. leave bananas the fuck alone. that was me.
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11-16-2006, 05:29 AM
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Funniest drunken poll choice.
Most scathing insult.
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11-16-2006, 05:32 AM
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KidintheCarpetStore Wrote:Most scathing insult.

FUCK YOU, SHITFACE!

I win!
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11-16-2006, 05:36 AM
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dchris Wrote:I can think of several people who seem to have be working furiously at getting their hands on the Biggest Prick Who Is Not BladeRunner banana.

Which is my favorite award ever. Mostly because of my hand in its creation. Also, I agree with the dork suggestion.

I'm going to spin off JFH's suggestion and insist we see the Best Intentional Innuendo.

Hows about a Most Useful award: a board member (non-mod, non-band member) who has actually helped out and contributed to the board more often than hurling insults or engaging in hilarious drunken polls (not that there's anything wrong with any of that). Someone who makes this place a font of information and encouragement rather than cynical, bitter disappointment and sarcasm. I know, it'll be a difficult person to find.

Visit me or don't.
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11-16-2006, 05:43 AM
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Joseph Wrote:Someone who makes this place a font of information and encouragement rather than cynical, bitter disappointment and sarcasm. I know, it'll be a difficult person to find.

Shit, I'm out.
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