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Bowling, Frisbee(s) and Tennis :-(
07-24-2006, 02:22 PM
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Bowling, Frisbee(s) and Tennis :-(
Three sports I totally suck at, it's humiliating...

I had 2 b-day parties this weekend that I took my kids to,
and one of them was a bowling party..
The holes are never big enough for my hands, or not spaced out enough....
Then my thumb starts to really swell and hurt...
I wind up with a 68,
(I only know I bowled a 68 because of computerized scoring.
I didn't have Pythagoram's theory with me to self-score.)
and there are grown men, women and kids laughing at me...

My friend takes me to the tennis courts, so he can practice,
and all I wind up doing is chasing the ball around like a dork,
hitting the net on every serve....

I still hate frisbee, no matter how much I practice,
it always goes off in an arc...

'Cause I get...Oh,
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07-24-2006, 04:16 PM
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I can't throw a frisbee. I believe I've killed at least eleven people attempting to, along with a young puppy. Nor can I bowl.
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07-24-2006, 05:05 PM
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I was a bowling ace when I was little. I started off in the bumper leagues, but I got called up to the big-time, the normal leagues, ahead of all the other little kids I bowled with. And then I quit. I'm alright with a frisbee, or, I've never killed any puppies, at least. Tennis? Not so much. Can't win 'em all, I guess.

Also, I almost punched a coach at my youngest brother's soccer tournament this weekend.
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07-24-2006, 05:24 PM
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I suck at tennis, and my last roommate was a tennis instructor who was consatntly itching to practice against someone. I feel your pain.

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07-24-2006, 08:27 PM
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I <3 frisbee.

You know this whole "<3" thing has got annoying... i was trying to tell my friend the other day that the amount of time we spend in the studio this weekend should be less than three hours. and of course, it comes up as "<3 hours" which in today's day and age just looks weird. no.. no math anymore, everyone bow to web lingo.
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07-24-2006, 10:45 PM
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are any of those really sports?

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07-25-2006, 12:50 AM
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If I ever meet you folks who suck at frisbee, I'll teach you how to throw. I used to play Ultimate. Also I once broke a guys nose with a disc.

Tennis is certainly not a real sport. Nope.

Bowling is of course the sport of kings and, in turn, the king of sports. I suck at it. Although I get better after a few frames...

Darts. Now there's a real sport.

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07-25-2006, 04:54 AM
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"I thought Poker was the sport of kings."
captainbanjo Wrote:If I ever meet you folks who suck at frisbee, I'll teach you how to throw. I used to play Ultimate. Also I once broke a guys nose with a disc.

Tennis is certainly not a real sport. Nope.

Bowling is of course the sport of kings and, in turn, the king of sports. I suck at it. Although I get better after a few frames...

Darts. Now there's a real sport.

You and I are going to have such a good time when you come through Buffalo.

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07-25-2006, 06:15 AM
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I should mention I kill at bowling on my cell phone...

'Cause I get...Oh,
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07-25-2006, 07:46 AM
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Oh man, I haven't played ultimate in forever. That game is the best.
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07-25-2006, 09:06 AM
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Re: "I thought Poker was the sport of kings."
Joseph Wrote:You and I are going to have such a good time when you come through Buffalo.
Woo! Big Grin

KidintheCarpetStore Wrote:Oh man, I haven't played ultimate in forever. That game is the best.
Me neither, we just chuck the disc about the park and generally showboat a bit these days. The game itself is so much fun though.

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07-25-2006, 02:03 PM
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What is this "ultimate" you speak of?

I also will beat any band member/board member in mini-golf,
name the course!!!!

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07-25-2006, 05:28 PM
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My high School is numer one in the world at frisbee.

Shows how much of a world there is out there.

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07-25-2006, 06:18 PM
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I'm too afraid to bowl in fear of my tiny delicate fingers getting snapped off in the bowling ball in a failed attempt to let go of the ball, no matter what size said ball is.

Frisbee is fun for me even if I suck at it for some strange reason. . . Same goes for tennis.

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07-25-2006, 07:00 PM
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Carlotta Valdes Wrote:What is this "ultimate" you speak of?

Think football, but with a frisbee.

Carlotta Valdes Wrote:I also will beat any band member/board member in mini-golf,
name the course!!!!

If you ever have any cause to be in Buffalo, you're so on.
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