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12-05-2004, 11:32 AM
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reasonable demands
Okay. Harvey Danger, listen up.

I want Harvey Danger t-shirts. I want them in all sizes, including baby and dog sizes, because I intend to give Harvey Danger t-shirts to every person (and baby and dog) I know as Christmas presents.

I want a new CD. I want it before March. I want it to have no less than 17 songs, be produced by Phil Spector (if he isn't dead?), and released by Sub Pop. I want Dave Grohl to be your studio drummer.

I want to see a tour. You should hit all fifty US states (twice), all Canadian provinces, and a good deal of Europe, South America, and Australia. And of course, Japan.

I want solo recordings from all members of Harvey Danger. Including Evan, even though he isn't in the band anymore.

I want an autographed copy of every Harvey Danger release mailed directly to my house. No, make that several copies. Those would make good Christmas presents as well.

I want all Harvey Danger music videos in DVD format. That should include any available recorded live events, including (but not limited to) Sean's performance in his high school talent show, and Jeff's 1986 piano recital.

I want a Harvey Danger themed video game for my PS2. It should involve shooting, driving, and flagpole sitting.

Thanks. You guys are awesome.

love,
Christine

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There's a point I wanted to make down here, but I don't know how to make it without sounding bitchy. The letter was too much fun to let go, though, so interpret it as you wish.

love (seriously! love!!),
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12-05-2004, 02:20 PM
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That's a little robust, don't you think? I mean... the tour would be aweomse... but why did you want Dave to be the new drummer? I'd think that there could be a much better choice... anyway... I would like to add one request to your list... a hoodie... there we go... I'm adding to the list now...

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12-05-2004, 04:37 PM
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I'd like some hats. Beanies maybe, or trucker hats.

I'd also like some action figures.

I think the DVD should be in a special edition box set including all HD songs ever written/performed.

And while we're at it, will you play my birthday party next weekend?
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12-05-2004, 04:47 PM
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existential cowgirl Wrote:I'd also like some action figures.

That would be greatly funny... Tongue

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12-05-2004, 06:06 PM
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Im Laughing out loud

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12-05-2004, 06:18 PM
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LoserWire Wrote:Im Laughing out loud

I'm totally LOL-ing too. but on a serious note: HOODIES. Gawd, that would be hawt.
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12-05-2004, 06:27 PM
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DizzoMonkey Wrote:That's a little robust, don't you think?
Um, well... yes. Exactly.
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12-05-2004, 07:02 PM
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existential cowgirl Wrote:I'd also like some action figures.
Oh my god. That is wonderful.

The Jeff action figure should have karate chop action.
Sean should come with interchangeable glasses.
Aaron should come with interchangeable hair colors.
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12-06-2004, 12:37 AM
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So long as the bajillion instruments they play aren't "sold seperately".

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12-06-2004, 02:12 AM
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i painted a picture of harvey danger once beforei became sick, it was the band, eva n had a shirt on that said mr. stinky and something going on up the flagpole in the pants, and aaron with a "im eating a big huge steak" look on his face stairing at the running of the flagpole.

they were by a tree. i put myself in there, with a tamburine in hand, then later on i painted over it.

i think i threw it away. if i have it, ill make it into a shirt;. haha.
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12-06-2004, 05:40 AM
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Re: reasonable demands
dchris Wrote:Okay. Harvey Danger, listen up.
I want a Harvey Danger themed video game for my PS2. It should involve shooting, driving, and flagpole sitting.

This video game will have secret levels & characters to include (but not be limited to): John Goodmanson, John Roderick, Kip Winger, Rich & Jay, Avant Garde Batman and The French Connection.

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12-06-2004, 09:23 AM
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meetings with remarkable brands (show me the money)
don't forget your harvey danger brand snack foods:
danger cola
old hat potato chips
merrymaker beer, wine, or spirits
pike st. / park slope / pop corn
and my personal favorite, jack the lion ez cheese

car-lessa carbez brands for atkins people, naturally
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12-06-2004, 09:30 AM
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Anonymous Wrote:eva n had [...] something going on up the flagpole in the pants
so many appropriate emoticons. but still none quite good enough.
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12-06-2004, 10:58 AM
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all I want from Harvey Danger is for them to come over so I can make dinner. I make the best pork schnitzel this side of the ocean; I swear it.
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12-06-2004, 11:13 AM
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I'm a reasonable human being... so this is all i desire: new shirts, a hoodie, maybe a beanie, a dvd would be awesome (but it must be loaded), and a new album... also, I MUST see Harvey Danger before I die... therefore they must come to Columbus! ALL AGES SHOWS! YAY! (that part dosen't affect me, but I just know that ALL AGES SHOWS bring in a bigger crowd!) YAY!

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