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03-23-2011, 05:50 PM
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Two guys go boating, and they pass by a boat with two girls. As the two boats pass each other, the girls flash one of the guys. He goes to his friends and asks how he should respond. His friend tells him;
"Just show them your nuts."
So he turns back to the girls and says;
"aboijsefoisaohero aihsdov hsadi~!"

Don't ask me why they're on boats. I'm not certain either.

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03-23-2011, 08:10 PM
Post: #122
 
i couldve sworn that was in an early dr. seuss book..

(but, the punchline brought me (in my brain, of course) right to that clip in 'kentucky fried movie' where an attractive woman tells some guy to 'show me your nuts' in a seductive voice, and he acts silly in return)
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03-24-2011, 03:45 PM
Post: #123
 
Sounds as if early Dr. Seuss hasn't been writing for children, then.

Here're some lame ones.


What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with only two legs?
Lean beef.

What did a cow say to another cow?
Moo~

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04-06-2011, 04:27 AM
Post: #124
 
ok, time for some Chuck Norris


*Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

*if jesus christ can walk on water, chuck norris can swim on land.

*If at first you don't succeed... you're not Chuck Norris.

*Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

*guns wear chuck norris for protection.

chuck Norris counted to infinity... twice.

*Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

*Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

*Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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04-06-2011, 07:51 AM
Post: #125
 
It makes me cry that people stole Vin Diesel jokes and attributed them to Chuck Norris because of Conan.

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04-07-2011, 06:34 PM
Post: #126
 
HAHAHA nice one guys
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04-10-2011, 06:49 PM
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Dr. Myrrth Sicopath Wrote:It makes me cry that people stole Vin Diesel jokes and attributed them to Chuck Norris because of Conan.

If that were a Facebook status, I would "like" it.

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09-09-2011, 12:10 AM
Post: #128
 
TRM Wrote:
Dr. Myrrth Sicopath Wrote:It makes me cry that people stole Vin Diesel jokes and attributed them to Chuck Norris because of Conan.

If that were a Facebook status, I would "like" it.


hahahaha :lol:


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09-09-2011, 08:53 AM
Post: #129
 
Dr. Myrrth Sicopath Wrote:What has hands and a face, legs and a back, and flies?



A clock, a chair, and a garbage truck.

and Hawkman...

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03-06-2012, 04:27 PM
Post: #130
 
This is one my dad liked to tell:

What did George Washington say when he crossed the Delaware?

"I wish we were in New York...I've got a bridge there"

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06-25-2013, 02:08 PM
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RE: Tell me a joke.
I never knew there was a band called The Crew Compartment...

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