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02-07-2006, 06:26 PM
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I'm disturbed.
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02-07-2006, 08:20 PM
Post: #32
 
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

It's a trick question. Women prefer to sit in the dark and complain until their husbands do it for them.








Kids love the misogyny jokes.

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02-07-2006, 11:25 PM
Post: #33
 
How is Saddam Hissein like Gen. Custer?
They both wondered where all the damn Tomahawks were coming from.

How is a blonde like a screen door?
The harder you bang it the looser it gets.

Two Irish guys walk out of a bar...du-dump psh!
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02-07-2006, 11:46 PM
Post: #34
 
Anonymous Wrote:How is Saddam Hissein like Gen. Custer?
They both wondered where all the damn Tomahawks were coming from.

How is a blonde like a screen door?
The harder you bang it the looser it gets.

Two Irish guys walk out of a bar...du-dump psh!

Sry that was me...

Pulling out is no fun. Just wrap your weiner. When in doubt, saran wrap it.
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02-08-2006, 12:22 AM
Post: #35
 
How did Helen Keller burn her ear?

She answered the iron.
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02-08-2006, 01:07 AM
Post: #36
 
Why is the Afghan air force so easy to train?
You only have to teach them how to take off!

What's green and yellow and eats nuts?




















Gonorrhea

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02-08-2006, 07:20 AM
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Spoony Love Wrote:What's green and yellow and eats nuts? Gonorrhea

You disturb me good sir...

Gun don't kill babies, babies kill babies.
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02-08-2006, 07:21 AM
Post: #38
 
What's Helen Keller's favorite color?

Velcro.

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02-08-2006, 10:06 AM
Post: #39
 
This one's kindof. . . Horrible. :twisted:

Why did Adolf Hitler kill himself?















He saw his gas bill.

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02-08-2006, 12:59 PM
Post: #40
 
Malicid Wrote:This one's kindof. . . Horrible. :twisted:

Why did Adolf Hitler kill himself?















He saw his gas bill.

Yuck. No. You sir, lose.



How many Buhdists does it take to plug in a Zen light bulb?



















One
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02-08-2006, 08:30 PM
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I have a joke for you guys: Feminism.



har-dee-har-harr.

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02-08-2006, 09:46 PM
Post: #42
 
AD9 Wrote:I have a joke for you guys: Feminism.



har-dee-har-harr.

Ba-dum-psh!



How is a Catholic priest like acne?
Neither one comes on a boys face until he's 12



What's more fun then swinging a baby around on a clothesline?
Stopping it with a shovel

OK OK this is the worst one I know, so don't hate me...



What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

































It only takes one nail to hang a picture of Jesus.

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02-09-2006, 12:16 AM
Post: #43
 
Why didn't Superman stop the 9/11 attacks?

Because he was in a wheelchair.

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02-09-2006, 09:14 AM
Post: #44
 
What did the Zen Master say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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02-09-2006, 02:28 PM
Post: #45
 
Alright, these baby jokes are completely tasteless.

So here are some tasteful ones.


What do you name a baby who just lies on the ground?
Mat(t).

What do you name a baby that's nailed to the wall?
Art.

What do you call a baby who's been tossed into the ocean?
Bob.

What do you call a baby who's been tossed into the dumpster?
Fucked.


And now, here's something we hope you'll really like:

What's red and blue and crawls up women's legs?

A homesick abortion.

If I had conjured this as a fiction
I would be scared I'd gone too far
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